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Customer Don

'I bought the 'Please Talk to Me' and now I can't keep the chicks away. It really works!'

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Please Talk To Me

Welcome

How can I pay?

With a credit or debit card, stupid.


What is your refund policy?

Unworn and unwashed shirts may be returned within 30 days of purchase. However, you will be charged for shipping and handling. Email timmy@fullblowntees.com for more information.


Do you jerks use really crappy shirts that fall apart after one wash?

First of all, if we did, why would we tell you? Second, no. We use only high quality Gildan T-shirts.


Why are your shirts so stupid and offensive?

Yeah, sorry about that. We’re jerks. Sorry.


Wow, that’s a lame excuse. Why are you guys such fags?

Hey there, buddy! Now who’s being offensive, huh?